Total Medals Earned: 500 (From 115 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,615 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
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Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Survive 10 seconds!
Survive 20 seconds
Survive 30 seconds
Survive 40 seconds
Survive 50 seconds
Medals Earned: 4/7 (35/110 points)
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
A Nice Center Smash
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/120 points)
What an entertaining pastime!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/45 points)
Kill that bastard whale
Ethics anyone?
Get yourself killed
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
throw 100 hadoukens
defeat all large enemies
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/17 (300/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Take down the BAE Hawk
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
