Ransom's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Rambo Bros. 4]

Sorry

I'm just really bored of all these computer game parodies. I wish people would get more creative.

[Kondo Vol II]

..........

Yawn. I couldn't even force myself to watch it all. Takes far to long, even to get past the opening sequence.

DjMinge responds:

Do us a favor mate watch the whole thing before reviewing. Yeah it starts slow but then builds up momentum cheers anyway for reviewing

[The Bahhhhble p.3 Preview]

Ooh!

I've always thought it would be cool to make a Flash of Dimmu Borgir's "Puritania". Like, it would fit with the lyrics, having "scavangers to cleanse the human filth away". Getting the earth slaughtered by these creatures from another planet.
Yeah, will be cool.

ungr8fulgoobah responds:

check this out. "cleanse the human filth parade". them lyrics are fuckin tight. yea i'm thinkin i'm gonna use a lotta dimmu for this entry. Llamus's voice is played by the lead singer of this metal band i'm in... and he screams/growls jus like them.

[Fatty Radio]

Hehe

Brings back memories of Fatty & Bruce By The Pool... those were the days.
Well done, another funny entry. Your characters seem so real in the acting sense. The way they talk over each other and mess about. Very good.

[Mario vs. Sonic S.E.]

Hmm

I didn't really like it. You tried really hard to fit the fighting to the music, and it just didn't work. There were obvious places where you'd looped the same animation just to make it last longer.
You have great artistic talent, though, there is no doubt about that.
It's just a shame that it focused on Mario so much, as there are more potential with the Sonic characters.

[Can't Spell Crap w/o]

Hmm

Your style is extremely similar to Camp Chaos... Hell, even the preloader was stolen straight from it. Also, your website is like your own little version of Camp Chaos in itself. What's up with that? I can't help but think it's stolen. My apologies if it's not... but it's just too much of a coincidence.

Oddstudios responds:

I love campchaos.. It's my idol-site! Maybe it's similar; but not identical..

[Eternal Blamnation 2]

Hey!

Simple, and impressive. Are you guys friends in real life? Seemed pretty authentic.
"What have I told you, it's a clock movie, you don't actually have to watch it!"
Really comical in a subtle way. Congratulations.

FUnKy-bAcON responds:

Yeah, we're all good friends that frequent the portal pretty often. It makes me happy to know that you found it funny. Thanks for the review.

[There she is!!!]

Well done

Although I really dislike anime/manga, you've done it very well, and I can appreciate that. Everything was communicated through visualisation rather than text, and it's very rare that this sort of technique gets used effectively.
Congratulations.

And by the looks of your comments, I'd say this review would have been better in visual representation, as you probably haven't understood a word I've said :P

[Avoiding Blamnation (HNT)]

Heh.

Way to big up your own "masterpiece", King_LOLLERSKATES. :P

A good lesson to one and all, however not a particularly great Flash in itself.
Your efforts are noted, though. :)

JujubeLock responds:

This flash was made by me (Jujube). So my friend Lollerskates is able to brag because he is my best friend and roommate. But yes, I thought his review was cool as well.

[Solid Snake's Day Off DVD]

No.

That was incredibly unfunny. A waste of time.